Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
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Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
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"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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