you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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