After last night, I could never be a politician.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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