Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
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they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
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I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
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