Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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