Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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