Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
My breasts were aching with rage.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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