I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
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She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
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i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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