Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Damn victory sex feels great
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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