I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
it's like iHOP with fire
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
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