I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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