Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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