No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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