Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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