Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
Randomize
