respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
i believe in u and ur pee
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