You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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