I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
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I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
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I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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