She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
