she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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