small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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