My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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