Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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