he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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