i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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