Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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