Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
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we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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