**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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