Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
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Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
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I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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