PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
Randomize
