i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Randomize
