grandma shit on top of the toilet
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
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I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
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I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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