I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
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It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
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I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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