There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
