"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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