I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Is it because I queefed?
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
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You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
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My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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