New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.