you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
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