"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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