I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
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I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
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I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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