you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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