I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Randomize
