I think i peed on brittanys purse
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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