Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
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