he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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