He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
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I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
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Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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