I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
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The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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