I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
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My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
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Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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