is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I feel like abortions should bother me more
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
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great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
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Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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