they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
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She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
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Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
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