at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
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