do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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