He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
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I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
You dont lie about slip and slides
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
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I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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