There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
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