Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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